Cool
Thank you
My admiration
Sister Yuk, what about strawberry cake?
Black forest is better There are strawberries in it as well
But it is black Is it good for birthday cake?
Birthday cake? Why didn't you say so?
You can order one
And write words on it
It is better than buying a ready made one
Really? Then what to write on it?
Whatever you like, whose birthday?
Brother Tin
But he doesn't know I am buying him a birthday cake
Don't you tell him
But what to write on it?
Something you want him to know
It has to be special
Miss, what do you want to write on the birthday cake?
I am madly, madly, madly in love with you
Is that it? Miss
Right, that's it, thank you Sure
Thank you
I am madly, madly, madly in love with you
Miss, what can I do for you?
I want to order a birthday cake
What to put on it?
Happy birthday
Yvonne Winnie
lam not late, I am on time
You aren't, let me introduce
My boyfriend Ming Tin
Yvonne How do you do?
And a hairdryer master
It is you
Go ahead and tease me
So you know each other
You are a spy
Spy of the heart
Not business spy
You don't have to worry
Hung and I grew up together We talk about everything
Oh yes, you and Hung met in this lounge
So we picked here for the celebration
How did you know? I told them
All right, get to the point
Who is the hero here?
My birthday, of course me
You are the birthday boy, how to celebrate?
Waiter
Happy birthday to you...
Thank you
Isn't it over the board? Three cakes?
How can we eat them all?
What over the board? Many would kill for them
Cut it out
Now you have to blow the candles off at one go
And don't spit on them
At one go?
All right, let me make a wish first
The three cakes are the same
You had an agreement beforehand?
No, I ordered mine
I bought it
Which one is yours?
Just happy birthday?
Why didn't you ask them to put on something special?
What to put on?
I am madly, madly, madly in love with you?
So corny
Even if you can stand it, others can't
Mr Chu, to be honest
All cakes are the same
If you want your cakes to stand out
I have a suggestion
Why don't you hard sell your company name?
Special Bakery
Even if everyone in Hong Kong knows about us
It doesn't mean they will come to buy our cakes
But hard sell always works
Come in
I am sorry Thank you
Miss, let me ask you
If you want to buy cakes
Which bakery will you go to?
Just say it
Jimmy's or Super
Why?
Their shops are everywhere
See? Their branches are everywhere
Practically in every street corner
We have only a dozen in the whole of Hong Kong
You have to come up a way
So that people will make a special trip to our shops
Yvonne, may I be excused? OK
Yu Gau, you take some short hands for me
Yes
But this is not our job
It is the job of your marketing department
I have a suggestion
Why not organize a raffle draw
Or some giveaway
We have thought about them
But I don't want to look so cheap
OK, let us study the cakes again
See what are their selling points
And there is some information on the top ten bakeries in the States
And their selling points
We can take a look
It is no use, Americans' taste is different from ours
Giveaway...
I've got it!
Hello
Honey, why speak so loud? It's me
lam in a meeting
Today is our wedding anniversary You have not forgotten?
Of course not, I told you I am in a meeting
If you don't say you love me I won't hang up
You have said it How naughty
That's it then
I am sorry, what did you say?
Just say it, it may give us inspiration
I think
You can give a tube of chocolate sauce for a cake bought
Let people write whatever they want on the cake
I wonder if this is something special
Put words on the cake
It is done all the time
But it is done by the baker only
It is different
Words like happy birthday or happy anniversary
It can be done by the baker
But if you want to write something more intimate
Like words Mr Chu found not convenient to say in front of us
People will prefer to write them themselves
You think about it
If you have the tube of chocolate sauce
You can write whatever you like
Or just sign your name on it
It is cosy indeed
This is a good idea
Yes, it is very cosy
Now I know what is my anniversary present for my wife
Call the workshop Tell them to save a cake for me
Yes, Mr Chu
And don't forget a tube of chocolate sauce
Thank you
Hello?
What are the dishes for tonight?
Who is it?
Let me give you an idea
Haughty-eyed beans and turned-up nose stir-fry
You need a pair of haughty eyes and one nose
What are the dishes for tonight
Yvonne
It is you, Hung
How come you knew I am asking you out for dinner?
I am sorry, let us go It is all right
Yvonne, you have a present
You have so many gimmicks
Your present came at the same time
You see too highly of me
You are taking it to dinner?
Why not?
It was not from me Not from you?
There is no name on it
Who did it?
You get such presents all the time?
No, but I got weird calls lately
Asking me what dishes I am having
Or saying that I have eyes but can't see Or I see no one in my eyes
Or threatening to gouge out my eyes for stir-fry
It might be done by the same person
I don't care, I am going to change my number
Stella, throw it away for me
You have ruffled anyone lately?
Now you are playing the detective Occupational disease
Brother
You used my football match tape for your cooking show again
Otherwise, you wouldn't have had the delicious beef meatball stir-fry for dinner
But you didn't have to erase my match
I haven't
I taped the show after the match was over
You pressed the record button too soon
Now I can't see the last goal
To save space
Children, beware! Tyrant Demon is here!
This time he sends in the Hell Messenger With secret weapons
No one can beat my secret weapon
Eyeball missiles!
What commercial is this? So gross
Eyeballs?
Children, beware! Tyrant Demon is here!
This time he sends in the Hell Messenger With secret weapons
No one can beat my secret weapon
Eyeball missiles!
Yvonne? Hung here Yes, what is it?
The Hell Messenger commercial
Was it done by Y and K?
Yes, what about it?
Who did it?
Li Ah Kau, I think
The one you fired?
What about it?
You give me his address
Somethings wrong with him?
I have to find out something
You stay home after work
Wait for my call
Don't forget, lock your door
It is late, who is it?
Uncle, this is my ID
I am a staff of the TV show Housemates
A Mr Li Ah Kau here is drawn to be our participant
Is he here?
He has gone out
It is all right, housemates can also take part
What is it?
He is from the TV show Housemates
We are drawn as participants
We have written to them?
If you give UP
Then the 100,000 cash award will go to the next participant
What giving up? We are drawn
Housemates can take part
Sir, what should we do?
Please come in Thank you
We are not shooting it today
The show will broadcast live
I come here to check out the location only
I got it
To take a look around
To see where to put the cameras
And how to take the shots, right?
Yes, Uncle
You sure are familiar with TV shooting
Yes, and we will be on TV?
Of course
He said it is broadcast live
Of course
Women are ignorant
If so, when will you come?
Let me tell Fourth Great Aunt Ninth Aunt and Third Great Uncle
Tell them to come here
The most important thing is to tell Fook Senior and Fook Junior to tape the show
Right
We have to watch it too
Right, we have to watch it
Don't just stand here
Show the gentleman around
Yes...Mr, you just look around
Old man, should we repaint the wall?
Or change the sofa?
It is not necessary
The living room is fine
I want to take a look of Mr Li's room
Sure...l have the key Thanks
This is the one Thanks
A bachelor's room is messy
I will tell him to tidy it up
Action day, the 20th,, it is today!
What is it?
I am done
Could I use your phone?
Sure, it is outside
I will notify you in a couple of days
Thanks
Sir, nothing to worry about
You have not run over a man
It is just a prop
The camera is over there
Say hi to the audience
Children, beware, Tyrant Demon is here
Say it...
Children, Tyrant Demon is here
He...
Say it... He...
How stupid!
You have tried it so many times and you still forget
I...l have not
This time he sends Hell Messenger with secret weapon
He sends...
You don't respect my creation
No, I can do it, I really can
You...
Sir, whom are you looking for?
TD
Miss Li who works in advertising?
She has been back for some time
Thank you
Sorry, sir, we are moving
No one can stop my secret weapon Eyeball missiles
Cut, you are too slow
The commercial is over
Let me show you
No one can stop my secret weapon
Eyeball missiles
You take them home
How can I take all?
Don't you decline it
Last Mid Autumn Festival You gave me a big pack of mushroom
Just take it
You slut, you look down on me No...
You look down on me, you know it? No...
You snob, you don't give me a damn
Let me gouge your eyes out
Yvonne...
Help...
I have to go, bye
Madam, it is all right, I am a cop
Don't run...where can you run...
Freeze!
Put your knife down...
Put the gun down, or I will kill her
Put the gun down slowly, throw it over
Put the gun down very slowly, throw it over
Get up
Yvonne, you all right? I am fine
You have spent the whole night in the police station
You must be tired
Luckily you came in time
If I had come earlier You wouldn't have had such a fright
Oh yes, how come you would notice that commercial?
Thanks to my brother He taped the wrong show
Really thank you
Thank you
She really means to sit there with folded arms?
Ask her to come in and help
Don't you spoil her
She is my girlfriend, not my wife
She will be sooner or later
You so sure she will marry me?
You risked your life to save her
The story always goes like this
After the hero has saved the damsel in distress
She will marry him to show her gratitude
I pray that this time is no exception
Now we are at it
You sure have picked the right girl
She makes 300,000 dollars a year?
I don't
She is AMD, I think it must be more
Don't just talk, take out the dinner service you brought back from England
That service Yes
She has her own flat?
Of course, you think she sleeps on the street?
She has a flat
I have to give her a bigger portion
What does her father do?
In real estate, I think
Developer
I have to take out the caviar
Let me take this one out first Don't let her wait too long
So she is your choice?
She is my choice, but I don't know if I am her choice
You know what I mean?
That will do, she is your choice
This premium brandy
I have to take it out
Brother
This 500 year old brandy?
You really have gone for broke
Our place is small, I hope you won't mind
Try my cooking Sure
It is not bad here, so cosy
But a far cry from your place
Yours is an exclusive neighbourhood
The flats there cost at least 2 million
I don't know
It is a company flat
Company flat?
I don't think you can eat pieces of steak
Your father is a developer
He should let you pick a flat
No, my father used to be a real estate agent
How can he give me a flat?
An agent?
The caviar is fishy
I don't think you will like it
Yvonne, I am sorry
My brother is easy-going
He doesn't stand on ceremony
It is all right, I don't like caviar
If you don't like it, don't try it
Don't waste the good stuff
It is inconvenient not to have a flat of your own
You make 300,000 dollars a year
You can afford the mortgage
Or Hung can apply for police quarters
Take it easy, Hung brought the service from England
It is the first time we took it out
Brother, the steak is good
Have some steak, and don't talk
Come on, have some more
I have eaten quite a lot
Now we are at it
After you have got married
You have to pay more taxes
I don't have to get married I have not thought of getting married
No marriage? Just cohabitation?
Brother, have some brandy, don't waste it
Not necessarily, there is a third choice
What is it?
Stay single
Single? Hold it!
Single? This brandy is not for single woman
I am sorry, my brother raised me up
He put me through college in England
He has done want a father and mother should do
And he acts what a father and mother will act
When he sees I am dating
He immediately thinks of marriage
I really am sorry I understand
The older generation is like that
When they see their son takes a girl home
They think she is their future daughter-in-law
But you don't have this misunderstanding
Of course not
What is your Jimmy doing?
Really, you tell Yvonne
Yvonne, what's wrong with you?
We are old friends
And you get me these scraps
What scraps? Let me see
They are not bad at all
This one is quite good
Good? No way
He is kidding only
No kidding, buddy
They are our top models
And you are still not satisfied?
Don't be so picky
I am not kidding, they really won't do
OK, how can we satisfy you?
At least like you
Well...
All right, I am short of money anyway Why don't you hire me?
No kidding, please
Please, get me a good one
Master, you are so demanding
You have to give us some time
This one will do
So be it, it is so decided
We will wipe it off later
And your skin will be ready for makeup
Tissue Thank you
It is almost done
Right...almost done
It is done
This cream is very moisturizing
No dinner for me
In this time of national crisis
What are you doing here? A beauty parlor?
And hair salon
Not a moment too soon
We are short of a shoe-Shiner, you do it
Good, thank you You are welcome
What is going on?
Yu Gau is picked for a commercial
She will go for casting at 7:30
Really? You are in the commercial too?
No, but I have to suck up to her
Good point Right
My beauty parlor can use a commercial star
So your bone-setting clinic also can use a commercial star?
Why not?
I have vision and ambition
No commercials can help your rundown clinic
Come again, you Old Hen
All right, you are a quack doctor, rascal
What? Who cured your leg? Quack doctor indeed
You two shut up
You two put together are more than a hundred years old
I have no other wishes
I just hope that after you have become Famous
You will not become as fickle as those starlets
Then I am happy
If you can become an overnight sensation just by doing a commercial
Then I would have become a big star
What? You did a commercial?
The chubby baby in the Pompous diaper commercial, that's me
Pompous diaper?
What takes her so long?
Really
Drop-dead gorgeous
Quite on par with my beauty when I was Miss Coloane
Really drop-dead gorgeous
Literary speaking, it is dazzlingly resplendently beautiful
In more vulgar terms it is hot You make men drool
Thank you
Hi, Winnie Yu Gau is it?
Yes, what is it?
I am Mary from the Account Department
Hello, Mary
Your commercial will be on air this evening at 7
Really
Don't forget to tape it
Thank you
Bye...
Mrs Ming has made soup
Come home early for dinner
But I want to eat out with you
Eating out? Yes
All right, if you like it
Then when?
6 o'clock B? So early
I am famished
6 o'clock at Kam Fook Restaurant, OK?
OK
Bye bye
Just two of us, why asked for a room?
To show that this is a special occasion
The heroine is here
Yu Gau
Come sit down
We have all come, except Shui But he will be here soon
But today is not my birthday
Not your birthday, but a big day
We come here to celebrate it with you
Celebrate?
That you have become a commercial star
Your commercial will be aired this evening Right?
How did you know?
Mary told me Mary?
Not this Mary
Mary of the account department
The Mary who likes chocolate
I have told people in the club
They will watch it too
Yes, and girls of the beauty parlour
They too said they would stay behind to watch it
Really?
It is about time
Turn on the Let me
Louder
So you are here Shui
That jerk asked me how many of us and whom was my boy?
He dared to use my line and got in my way
This is it... Right...
Munching Ups, pounding heart
Munch Dim Sum gets your heart pounding
Sister, you scared me
It is you, I thought it was Yuk
Yuk is not here?
She has gone to do some shopping
Come in, I won't bite
Yuk has given you trouble for so long
I think the row should have blown off
I want her to go back
You talk with her when she is back
Make your own tea if you feel like some
Thanks
Always look so downtrodden
What are you doing here?
I saw the unwashed dishes here
So I washed them for you
You have worn your fingers to the bone
for that rascal all your life
You have not worked enough?
Look at your hands
As thick and rough like bananas
I am not as lucky as you are
You married a wealthy man
Of course you don't have to do the chores
I am lucky? If I were My husband wouldn't have died so young
You can't leave everything to fate
You have to fight for it yourself
If I had not fought for my inheritance
I would have been leading a terrible life
I wouldn't have had this easy life
You earned it
I don't think I could do it
I still remember how brother-in-law linger in his last breath the whole night
After being given the thousand year old Ginseng
Were it not for the ginseng that prolonged his last breath
My inheritance would have been taken away from me
I knew his relatives would say I had not given him a son
I was not eligible for inheritance
So I went for broke and sold all my gold jewelry
Only then could I have enough money for the ginseng
That's why I said you earned it
You even sold the gold bangles Dad and Mom given you as trousseau
I had no choice
The situation was critical
I had to pull all the stops
That thousand year old ginseng really was efficacious
His face had already turned blue
But once he was given the ginseng soup
He regained some spirit
He had the time to say it in front of his relatives and the village chief
That I was going to get his estate
Then he passed away
Thinking back, it brings tears to my eyes again
Sister, it is the dish towel
Sister, don't cry
Yuk
Mom, you are here Yes
Your mom wants you to go back
But let me say it beforehand
If you want to stay here
You are welcome
I don't know if Pa wants me to go back
Of course, he has kept mentioning your name lately
You should have taken your stuff along
Then you don't have to go back again
Let us see what Pa will say first
Hing, harder, you got one off already
Really troublesome
Come on
Again
I really can't do it
It is almost off, just pull harder
What is going on?
Witch, where have you gone?
You went shopping with this hussy again?
Not a moment too soon
You bought Pa the gumboots
You take them off
It can't be taken off? Let me see
Indeed, you are lousy What you bought is lousy
So tight
Hing couldn't take it out, how can you?
Get a pair of scissors and cut it open
Cut it open
Cut it open and it can be pull off
Don't bother... let me
What are you doing? What do you do with the ice?
You want to chill me to death? It is cold...
You want me to catch a cold?
It is done...it is off
Pa, I told you to cut down on pickled Cabbage
Look, your legs are so swollen
They are swollen because I had to climb stairs on my deliveries
None of you could help me
You said you were out for a few minutes But it has been an hour
You didn't have to take care of the shop? You wanted to tire me to death?
You are all like that
Don't just read comics You should help with the deliveries
Don't you pick on me
When you were not here I have helped out a great deal
All right...shut up
Yuk is moving back
Finally?
If you move back, where to put my models?
Oh yes, you take your stuff out
Give the room back to your sister
It is not necessary
What? Yuk
Forget it, my coming back will only make everyone unhappy
Wong, she is our daughter
You can't let her stay other's place Forever
What? She left home on her own
I never said she can't come back
Now you are blaming me
If you had not cheated her into going to Australia
It wouldn't have ended up like this
I cheated her?
It was for her own good
You just shut up, I am going
Yuk...
She left on her own
I didn't throw her out
Forget it, you take it as you had never given birth to her
You took my money to buy useless stuff again
You all are keen to waste my money
This is Japanese lingzhi
Your daughter bought it for you It can lower your blood pressure
There is such a thing?
Hey Yu Gau
I thought you were home for dinner
How come you are back so early?
Yes What? You are unhappy?
It is nothing
Then don't get in, come and chat with me
You agree?
If we all end up not happy
How can I move back?
You have a home and you don't want to go back
I don't have a home to go back to
You have no family members?
My mom was sent down to the rural village
Then she married again
He was a barefoot doctor
They later had a son
I don't know it is my home or not
Your father is a bit mean
But it still beats having no father
Then you change with me
I sure want to
You are so nice and so smart
So clear-minded, you really are good
I mean it
I really find you very capable
You have a nimble mind and nimble hands
Most importantly, you have a great heart
If I were a man, I would court you
You have fallen in love with me?
Yes
You are not worried that your Brother Tin will get jealous?
How naughty of you! I mean it
You have a boyfriend or not?
I told you I am a Wallflower
You are too picky
They all say Hong Kong girls are picky
You must be picky
But I don't believe you never had a boyfriend
If you want me to stretch it
I had one when I was ten
Ten? And you were dating when you were ten You were a Lolita?
Not dating
But he gave me a very deep impression
How did he look like?
He was tall, with long hair and wore a pair of sunglasses
He wore a red-checked shin and bell-bottomed jeans
From your description He looked like a teddy body
They all looked like a teddy body back then
How did you meet?
My family was poor then
My pa wouldn't let me go to school
He made me to go to work in a factory
But I was not old enough
When men from the Labour Department came I had to hide
Some bad luck
I had to hide on my first day at work
I ran and ran and fell down the stairs
I sat there crying
He showed up at this moment?
He came over and patted me on the head
He said, little girl, don't cry
Let us not going back
I am tired, let us sit down
It is dirty
Come on...
Sit here for awhile
It is dirty here
Little girl, why are you crying here?
He knew?
Little girl, what is it?
Why are you crying here?
What is it?
If you want your pampering from your mom and dad, you have to go home
You come to work here, you shouldn't cry
Let me treat you to a cocktail bun
Thank you
From then on
You have kept his words in your heart
So Brother Tin has a great influence on you
You can say he is my quack teacher
What is a quack teacher?
A quack can also be a teacher
When the teacher becomes hungry his belly goes quack
Quack...l am hungry...
This is called quack teacher
Now we are at it
When will you treat your quack teacher to dinner
Right
What about now?
With cocktail bun?
You have got off lightly
Since when you have become so greedy?
Look at your cheeks
You are as chubby as a puff bun
This is not puff bun
This is cocktail bun
Is it delicious? Yes
Yuk, have a cocktail bun
No, thanks
Chicken pie?
I am not hungry
Chicken bun?
No, thanks, Mr Ma
So many chickens here? What else?
There is a horny chick in front of me
You jerk
Old hen
Horny chick